1.
Mommy, when do I get to see Daddy again?
A. When you Turn 18.
B. When the court lords
wake up.
C. When the IRS finds out
where the money went.
D. Maybe we’ll see him on TV???
2.
Mommy, how much money did the Court make off of me?
A. You can’t count that high.
B. It’s against the Law
to tell you.
C. What difference does it make?
D. $120,000 Buckaroos.
3.
Mommy, did you tell the truth in Court?
A. The truth is less important than
a support Check.
B. I was only doing what my Lieyer told
me.
C. If I did they might put me in
Jail.
D. Why do you ask?
4.
Mommy, why did Daddy file Cartoons with the Court?
A. Because he ran out of Money.
B. Because they can’t seem to
figure me out.
C. Because I’ve got Billy &
Bob on my team.
D. Because your Dad doesn’t know
how to play court.
5.
Mommy, Does Daddy still Love me?
A. Not near as much as the
Spinners.
B. Why do you ask?
C. Of course your Daddy Loves you.
D. If Daddy really Loved you he
would still be seeing you.
6.
Mommy, what should I make for Father’s Day at school?
A. Make a Father Billy-Bob stuffed
Toy.
B. How about a Going Away Present?
C. Just make a Mother’s Day
Card.
D. You don't need to make anything.
7.
Mommy, why do they call it Family Court?
A. Becausethepeoplewhoareinitallsticktogether.
B. Because the people in it are
like one Big Family.
C. So that parents don't get
suspicious and hide their Money.
D. That's a really good Question?
8.
Mommy, why did family court officials tell lies about Daddy?
A. They were just “Petty
Things.”
B. Because Daddy ran out of
Offerings.
C. Court officials wouldn’t do
that.
D. Because Daddy asked questions
and they wanted More Loot.
9.
Mommy, does God still Love me?
A. God made you: The Court Loves
you.
B. Of course God loves you.
C. We are not allowed to talk about
God.
D. What do you need God for when
you have me?
10.
Mommy,
does the court Love me?
A. In a round-about-way: $$$$$$$.
B. They care more you than you know.
C. They care more about you than your Dad.
D. How else do you think they
pay for their yachts?
11.
Mommy,
Daddy said that the Courts were full of Atheists.
A. Not all of them are Atheists.
B. Some of them might be Agnostics.
C. That’s because they went to College.
D. Some of them might be Christians???
12.
Mommy,
what do Family and Court have in common?
A. They are both B-R-O-K-E-N.
B. One Loves YOU: the other Loves your MONEY.
C. One Sacrifices for you, and the other Offers you up.
D. Better not ask your Dad.