After all: We are "Scientists" with degrees from college, and we know what is best for you (and your children) to think.  That's why we are doing everything in our power to indoctrinate them over to OUR WAY of thinking -- even though our view is only a (10%) minority viewpoint.  For we are the HIGH priests of all knowledge (in our own minds at least) and we really like all the attention we get from the (Christ-hating) Mass Media -- not to mention all of that Government Money we also get -- thanks to YOUR TAX DOLLARS.

In other words, we really don't want you to teach your kids the values and beliefs that you have, but rather the ones that we have (or rather don't have).  We also want you to continue to ALLOW us (Thank you VERY much) to Indoctrinate them over to OUR Godless way (i.e. anything goes -- as long as it goes OUR WAY) of thinking -- via the Public School System 
 (with YOUR TAX DOLLARS, of course).

Thanks to the Christ-Hating American Mass-Media and all of their lop-sided and Biased (i.e. spinning truths into lies) "reporting" that they have done for us -- not to mention all those (Godless) TV shows and Movies that they have You and YOUR children addicted to.  For that is exactly how old man Hitler, himself, was able to Brainwash his own people into killing all of those Millions and Millions of  Jews -- not to mention the Many Millions and Millions of Germans who didn't cooperate (by offering to help kill their own fellow Jewish Germans).

And now, thanks to the "High Priest" Know-it-alls from our Colleges and Universities, and their willful obedience to our godless religion (of evolution) -- that is based on our Great Faith in the Power of Nature (to perform Miracles), and the willful cooperation of our godless media, our children are being brainwashed to believe the same things that the Germans were being taught during the 1930's: i.e. that Science has (virtually) proven that there is no God, and therefore no accountability for one's actions.  And, of course, no Lord to tell one what to do or how to live one's life -- for that would spoil all of the Fun (or so we think).